"oh so its like a blanket!?"

lots of randomness for this blog post!

first off the other day i went to the pool with my sissy

but before the pool we went

to the gas station to get some drinks

while we were getting rung up

i noticed those

"survival bracelets"

and this is how the conversation goes

between me and the male cashier

m: what are those survival bracelets

c: they are bracelets

m: okay..like what do they do?

c: well i guess if you unwrap them they stretch out pretty big

m: oh like a blanket

{cashier gives me a look that says

"you have got to be kidding me:}

[and in the back ground my sister is laughing her head off]

c: ha no...more like a cord 

m: how does that help you survive?

{cashier gives me another look that says

"your an idiot"}

c: i guess it doesnt

m: then why is it called a SURVIVAL BRACELET

if that thing doesnt do crap?

c: i dont know

m: thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard

thats a lie!

then my sister shoved me out the door while

laughing her butt off!

then i started laughing as well cause come on now...thats hilarious.

"oh so its like a blanket?"

no mckayla its like a bracelet...

a bracelet that lies about what it can do for you...

stupid

but i still want one!

they look cool....

anyway my rather uneventful day goes as follows

woke up 

showered

got ready 

went to work

picked up my necklace from argento

came home

took a nice long nap

went to the mall

bought awesome rolling stones shirt

blog stalked

then caleb was like lets hang out

so we were going to...then he didnt reply forever

so i got on fb and started talking to a friend of mine

and it was getting later and i hadent heard anything from caleb

and this other guy was like come to my house!

so i went to other guys house

then caleb was like

where are you

i want to see you

and i was like...no way dude

and he pouted atme

then i pouted at myself cause

hes a divine kisser

no lie

i aint ever scurred to say it

i like to kiss!

i like to kiss him!

its fun

and no worries fellow readers

and family members its totally

PG

maybe pg-13

but you can pretend you didnt see that part

well great now i feel like a hooker or something caue

in pg-13 movies

sometimes kissing gets cray cray!

like everyone is naked

and there are girls on girls

and all sorts of stuff....

so i guess it is just PG

happy now?

im being good.

anyway i didnt go see kissy boy cause...

i was mad at him

and i still am?

i dont even know why?

thats stupid of me.

oh...no i remember now!

ha...he's the stupid one not me

trust me on this.

boys are so stupid.

so anyway!

i go to my other friends house!

cause i havent seen him in AGES!

so we talk and talk and talk

each others ears off!

then he says pick a movie

so i choose

this means war

cause its one of my all time favorites!

i HIGHLY recommend it

i have seen it countless times

and it still gives me a good giggle

so were watching the movie

and this little sneak is suddenly

RIGHT next to me

and i can tell out of the corner of my eye that

he keeps staring at me

in my head im like

dont. you. dare. touch. me!

then he says

"your a blanket hog"

and im like

kill me, he wants to cuddle

release the bitch kayla!

so i say

"dont think you'll be getting any"

he says

"action"

then he slides under the blanket with me

hello?

no...clearly i was not bitchy enough

so then i get out from under the blanket

and i say

"well dont touch me"

he thinks im flirting!

F.M.L

he puts his arm around me

and tickles me which i awful cause then i squirm

RIGHT into his arms

stupid move...stupid move on my part

smooth on his...

so i feel rather stuck

i love this guy AS A FRIEND

i have known him three years!

HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO BE

TOUCHING ME LIKE THIS!

plus his breath stinks

and i just want to watch my movie

and he keeps complimenting me

and its getting more and more awkward

so i pretend im asleep

and i make sure i

"sleep"

in the most painful and awkward position for him

like the type of position that will make his arm

numb but he wont move it cause i look so 

cute sleeping but its driving him crazy

that kinda of painful and awkward

then its over and i

"wake up"

oh just as the credits start rolling

i jump off the couch 

grab my phone

slip on my shoes

and am gone before he even realizes

he can move his arm again

bleh

you are my FRIEND

dont cuddle with me like you weirdo

boooo!

and thats all