as far as i know 99.9% of people who read this blog are girls, so you can all relate to me right now...hopefully or im just crazy and you can get a good laugh out of this. so anyway yesterday was...such a rough day. i am pms-ing like NEVER before. so yesterday my friend kennedy calls me to hang out and she comes over to my house to pick me up and i get in her car and its really hot so i start CRYING! i am crying cause its hot...seriously? she is freaked out but finally through my blubbering i am able to tell her i am just pms-ing so she laughs then we get to her house and i start BAWLING! i dont even know why....and she just laughs and seriously throws a pack of midol at me then i start laughing...and crying...im such a hot mess its ridiculous. then we are in her room and out of no where i get a bloody nose? then kennedy tells me i have problems cause my period is backwards then she sings bleeding love to me and i start crying again....ugh it was such a awful day but like 4 midol later i am back to....not normal...but something close. then my friend calls and he wants to hang out so i go hang out with him and i become ULTRA MEGA BITCH. everything about him is bugging me, i cant stand him! all i can think is i hate his slochy socks, his ripped shirt, he is such a slob, i hate how he chews his gum with his mouth open, i hate his stupid laugh, i hate that he is still trying to be nice to me, i hate that he is talking to me, i hate everything about him, i hate him so much. i got so upset at him that i seriously got up and sat on the other couch and couldnt think of a legit reason to tell him why, nothing even nice like "oh i wanted to lay down" or something simple like that instead i said "this is america i can sit where i want" this is america? really. poor kid, but he just laughed and said alright. then he fixed everything by taking me to cold stone...after that i was pretty normal haha WOW it sucks being a girl! also i have ONE just ONE wisdom tooth on my lower left side that is coming in and it hurts so bad! i feel like a teething baby. and lets see what else is new....oh remember my stalker Dan? if not go read my post called my stalker returns...once again HE RETURNS! this is not a joke at all he is such a CREEP! i recently got a new phone cause my other one broke so i have seriously NO numbers i get a text that says "hey mckayla when do i get to take you out?" i reply with "who is this?" thinking its some guy i have given my number to recently, then i get a call from this number
me: hello?
stalker: hey mckayla this is dan
{i cut him off}
me: sorry you have the wrong number
stalker: no. this IS mckayla
{i cut him off again}
me: NO this is not mckayla you must have the wrong number
stalker: listen here mckayla i have been trying to take you out for over a year..
then i hang up on him and scream....
seriously? this bro has some real problems so ONCE AGAIN im going to call the cops on him. HELP ME. im seriously scared. OH and lets not forget about his follow up text
"im a BYU graduate and a self made millionare its never too late to let me take you out"
I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR MONEY! you graduated college i just graduated high school! get away from me! ugh....anyway got to go cause landon is opening his mission call! and my cousin just got back from his mission today!!!(:
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