we went camping.

My family cant seem to stay out of the wilderness

we JUST got back from 

A WEEK

in Wyoming and they say "were going camping this weekend!"

what?

well unwillingly i go, BUT my mom says

"why dont you see if dallas wants to come?"

so did and she decides to come!

thank goodness!

so it's a 2 ish hour drive to

palisade campground

we get there...eat

and then take our big fishing raft

on the lake!

woooo! haha

whats the name of the lake?

FUNKS LAKE

ha i love that.

anyway we row our lil boat to an island

yes the lake had islands

but not made of nature stuff..?

uuhhh how do i explain this...?

it was more of a giant floating platform in the lake.

yeah

so we get on that and jump off and play around in the

lake for a bit, then were too cold so we

go back to camp and make smores(: mmm

then it's bedtime! i guess..

so were laying in our tent talking..

when out of the corners of our eyes we both see something move

we turn at the same time to see a beetle

crawling towards dallas's sleeping bag!

she lifts up all her stuff in the blink of an eye

while i try squishing the bug w/the lantern...

its not working so well

THEN

dallas smacks the bug with her bare hand!

what the crap woman?

im in tears im laughing so hard when i finally

squeeze out "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

she replies

"IT WAS MY LAST CHOICE!"

me

"uhh you could have used a shoe or SOMETHING?!"

dallas

"oh..well we didnt have time for that!"

hahaha then we decided to play mash but

when we play mash...its different that most people would think

the person saying who they want to marry, what kind of car etc. they name

two GOOD things and the other person would put in two BAD things

example

dallas would say i want my husband to be a nfl player or a doctor

i would write those down then add two of my own career ideas for her hubby

such as...shark bait or a drag queen

and we do this with every category

more examples

here were some  jobs

dog food taste tester

princess at disney land 

lint licker

hobo

pimp

mermaid

lady

stripper

homie hoppin

hoarder

aren't we clever?

its like that for every category in the middle of our game we hear something

outside our tent..we get very quiet so we can listen and we hear

ya know...just people creepin through our camp. NO BIG DEAL.

uuhhhh so after that we hear rain..just a light sprinkling rain then we go to sleep.

in the morning after we had eaten french toast for breakfast 

were ordered to take down the tent

well there are a couple earwigs on top of it...just brush those off...

and then there are two spiders...this is getting ridiculous!  

were trying to undo the velcro but THERE ARE EARWIGS

stuck to it.

FML.

so we give up and make the boys start doing it.

and the earwigs came marching out

by the dozens!

it was actually raining earwigs last night!!!!!!!!!!!

they were coming out of the tent poles...and we had had enough!

so we jump in the raft to get away

well right as were basically in the middle of the lake

take a guess what we see in our raft?

if you guessed earwig your correct!

yup...crap well it disappears so...good?

anyway we spend the rest of the afternoon on that raft till we load up and go home!

the end.

winners.

cute?

dallas advertising mtn. dew.

& me advertising mtn. dew i guess haha

came back to camp for more mtn. dew

dallas enjoying the lake?

lovin funk lake

see...ISLAND