It's ok because were cool.

last nights phone conversation between me and dallas:
me: go look what i wrote on ________ fb status. you may appreciate it.
dallas: okay!
          hahahahaha you are the only one who can be a BIH to dudes yet they STILL love you.
me: haha men are like dogs...(im not gonna put up the rest of this quote, it was for dallas only)
dallas: hahahahaahah oh girl! did you just make that up!?
me: i did my brain has a mind of its own
dallas: hahaha your brain has a mind of its own?...awh its hard to be awesome through text.
me: ha great that sounded so...awesome.
dallas: exactly. P.S im on the lookout for a new word. you know how our theme word is "classy" well i want a new one!
me:our theme? haha yeah its time to mix it up!
dallas: i know! so just if ya see a cool...word...let me know?
me: posh or swanky they both mean classy just spelled different
dallas: i like them. they're in
me: deal. im on thesaurus.com so i have all theses new words! so when i whip out a new one its ok to pee your pantyhose!
dallas: hahahaha why the FRICK are you on thesaurus.com?!
me: i was looking up new words!
dallas: haaa oooh gotchaa well yes you best start chuckin those words our yonder...
me: hahaha! foxy and picture are synonyms for pretty and pulchritudinous HOWEVER THE F YOU SAY THAT!!!
dallas: picture? wtf? and WE WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAY IT AND SAY IT ALWAYS
me: i figured it our via dictionary.com haha wow BUT its paul-kri-tood-in-ous!
dallas: perfect. our new word! awhh!...i feel like we just had a child? idk.
me: basically


so there ya have it, me and dallas...a dynamic duo. not only do we finish each others sentences and say  the same thing at the same time we ALSO are twin towers. no biggie. anyway...its been a mighty boring day! kinda? the adventures started when i was home alone..like i often am because my sisters got married and ran away my brother plays football and both my parents work...uuggghhhh so there i was, home alone. i thought "hey i'll watch a movie, how about...HOUSE OF WAX? (more like house of WACKS) because i LOVE scary movies, and i figured its the middle of the day there is no way i'll get TOO scared, just fyi i get scared way too easily for my own good. so im watching the movie...alone and this one chick falls down a hill into a puddle of decaying animals and sees a human hand and more goes on and im scared. so i whip out my phone and text dallas
me: have you seen house of wax?
dallas: jyes
me: im home alone watching it and of course im skurred!
dallas: ha oohh! well im bored also
me: come watch this movie with me!

so she came over(: awhhh but she hadn't seen the movie for forever sooo it was like new to her also. so we screamed, and cringed, and laughed, and cried, and covered our eyes the entire movie. because in this movie 2 PSYCHO brothers kill everyone they meet and turn them into wax figures and put them on display...except some people weren't lucky enough to die first and THEN be made into wax people they got turned into wax people while they were STILL ALIVE! it was so scary. now i have a new fear. among my many others. hey look at that its midnight that means dallas's awesome aunt it here now! yay!!!! party time. well...this was a great post, hope you enjoyed.