I had a bad experience!

The dentist.

SUCKS.

wanna know why? 

cause i had a BAD experience. 

it happened monday at 2:30

i went to the dentist for a check up

no big deal right?

thats what i thought too!

im waiting, reading a magazine when i get called in

i follow the lady to a room and sit in the chair

normal right?

yup, so anyway she starts poking around my mouth

with that sharp...thingy.

and SHE CUTS MY CHEEK OPEN!!!

and she says

(imagine a REALLY dumb blonde, and how she would sound...then

x10 thats what this lady sounds like)

"ooh sorry"

yeah thanks for the WOUND BEOTCH

anyway...i get over it quicker than i thought i would

and i let her continue to poke around in my mouth

when she says

"your teeth are green, no wait they are white...no kinda green

wait...no they're white"

....what?

so now its cleaning time

she starts brushing my teeth then she says

in her horrid stupid voice

"oh wait...this isn't tooth paste...what is this? uhmm dont swallow"

seriously?

as my mouth is filling w/saliva  im fighting the urge to not swallow

because some 

POISON 

might be in my mouth

anyway she says she is gonna rinse my mouth out now

"wait...where is that water squirter thing that..ya know?

no i dont know where it is i dont work here! and 

i dont think you do either!

 so she gets up to go...get help or something

but comes back with a squirt bottle!

"well i dont know where that one thing is but i got this!

so im just gonna squirt this into your mouth instead it'll be the

same thing basically"

wrong

actually she just soaked my face

then she takes the thing that sucks the spit out of your mouth

(i dunno what its called)

so she takes that and starts poking my face with it!

to start sucking up the water all over my face i suppose?

"this is really, like sucky and powerful hahahaha"

really? really lady?

then she is flossing and starts telling me

i have

7 cavitites

gingivitis 

and other diseases of the mouth

im FREAKING OUT

then she goes and gets the dentist

im almost in tears

he takes a look at my mouth

and says i have no cavities or anything

my teeth look great.

when i finally got to my car i slammed the door

shut and let out a good long scream

it was one of the most frustrating

situations of

MY LIFE.

thats all.