life in a nutshell

 

i have this new habit at work

i tend to spill...a large amount of something or other

each day, on myself at work.

last week it was an entire 15 or more POUNDS

of liquid eggs...all down my apron

soaked my pants

filled my boots

that was first off one morning

fml

i had to call my mom and have her bring me more pants

before the eggs it was 3 gallons of milk

and after the milk and eggs it was key lime juice

i think its a sign i should quit.

i had some friends over and we were hot tubbing

the next day i was cleaning out the hot tub

and after i lifted the cover my dog sam just

jumps right in the hot tub!

it wasnt very hot cause we turn the heat down but i was

freaking out! and so was she, she COULD NOT

get out she was panicking

i was panicking

it was a hot mess

i tried to pull her out by grabbing her neck and butt

but she is too heavy!

so

desperate times call for desperate measures

i stripped down to my underwear 

and jumped in 

scooped her up and

threw her out of the hot tub

yup.

man do i love that pooch.

freaking water dogs....

hiked bridal veil falls with zac

{his first time ever}

it was a good time (: 

 

someone at work sat on this table

broke it

didnt tell anyone

one morning me and jake were opening

unaware of the broken table

he set a tray of cupcakes on it

and this happened

seriously?

LAY OFF THE CUPCAKES

IF YOU ARE BREAKING TABLES!

fat asses

finally tried the famous waffle truck!

and it was amazeballs!

two thumbs up!

worth the $7

next time you see it 

it is totally acceptable to say

"waffle truck! go! now!"

and flip a beotch 

completely acceptable.

and that my friends is my life in a nutshell.