my secret talent

i didnt know i had this talent until recently

maybe you wouldn't classify this as a talent even

but i do i would even go so far as to call this an art!

i have a talent for getting out of speeding tickets

no joke folks in the past 6 months

i have been pulled over 8 times

EIGHT TIMES IN 6 MONTHS!

first of all that tells me i have a serious speeding problem

{noted and will fix}

but second of all...

NOT ONCE have i been handed a ticket

and i have only had TWO warnings

now before you think im some

hoochy mama, lil steez bag

that shows cops my boobs

or blows them on the side of the road

you are DEAD WRONG!

dead. and sham on you.

im not like that.

you wanna know my tricks?

even if you dont care to im sure

you will probably keep reading

and if you ever get pulled over

im sure this knowledge will

resurface in your brain and you

will probably give it a try 

1. have your license/registration/insurance ready

2. greet officer oh so nicely, with a big old grin

3.ask about his day, the weather, his job ANYTHING!

   and keep the conversation rolling as long as possible

4.  crack some jokes

5. get down to business, cut him off when he is talking about ^^

    whatever and say something along the lines of "oh yes, i was

    speeding there wasnt i? i apologize i was just on my way home   

    from ____" 

6. keeeeeeepppp smiling, 

7. BOOM he's forgotten what the heck he was doing

    and he will let you go...if your lucky

maybe you do, do that...and maybe i am just EXTREMELY lucky

either way i have never had a ticket! im feeling GOOOD!

this is how today went down

i was driving home from work, past Mountain View high school

when WHOOOP WHOOP a cop flips a beotch and pulls me over

i hand him all my paper work 

cop: your not a student at the high school are you?

me: no but my brother is, he plays baseball there, do you like baseball?

cop: ya, actually my two sons play

me: oh really? what positions?

cop: well the oldest played outfield and my other played first and third

me: first and third? that what my brother plays! do your sons go to MV?

cop: no they go to orem high

me: ooohhh so were rivals then!

cop: haha we sure are!

me: well MV baseball kinda sucks to be honest but i still love watching

cop: i love the game, i've done some coaching as well..

me: excuse me but wasn't i speeding?

cop: HA! thats right...hmmm well you were going 12 over

        do you think you could slow down?

me: absolutely 

cop: alright mckayla have a nice day

me: you too officer

BAM! no ticket for me. maybe he was just in a good mood 

cause the sun is out...im not sure...all i know is i dont have to pay

who knows how much money for a dang ticket!

mckayla: 8

policemen of orem: 0

also katie

im sure you will read this

dont tell mom and dad!

hahaha